Characters: Older Woman with red jacket and hair that doesn’t move;
Older Man with grey hair and clipped facial hair.

W: Oh, I just don’t understand why she would insist on an annulment. You’ve been married for twenty years.

M: Well, you see, I… strayed.

W: Oh. Well. Well, I can’t pretend I’m not shocked to hear that. But is she really doing the right thing- to ask for an annulment?

M: Weeeeellll…. There’s more to it than that.
…I strayed [Pregnant pause}
with Wendy.

W: !With WENDY!!!!??!?

[Another pregnant pause]

…Your cow??…

M [Looks wretched] Well, we’d been very close lately the two of us…

[Woman jumps to her feet. Hair still does not move]

W: You strayed…with livestock?

…Then it was time to go back to work, so I don’t know how that panned out.

Update 1 November: Brownie has it totally sussed – and I mean completely. You genius!